Sam was waiting for Ash to meet her at The Mall where they would talk and shop and....speak of other such things.Sam was chillin by H&M when Ash walked up to her with a disgruntled expression.
"Oh my God, I just got back from the DMV. We seriously need to protest against that ridiculous place. It was incredibly hot and the employees were so rude!" said Ash
"Whoa, well that majorly sucks, but hey im all for protesting at the DMV" replied Sam with a smile.
"Well then, let's get the van and go after those suckers!" Said Ash
"Sweetness, LETS GO!" said Sam
When the two epic friends arrived at the ridumculous DMV, with their epic supplies of protestation: a blowtorch, matches, and of course gasoline, they were ready to get distructiony.
"I got the matches" Sam said
"I've got the gasoline!" Ash replied, "But let's take it up a notch with the BLOWTORCH!!!"
"Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!" Sam laughed evilly
"LETS BURN IT TO THE GROUND!!!" yelled Ash
"HAHAHA!!!DIE DMV DIE!MWAHAHAHA FACE THE WRATH OF THE PROTESTERS!!!"Sam cried with evilness
Then Sam and Ash epicly destroyed that popsicle stand of pure evil. They burned the precious paper work and the "oh so necessary" driver's manual with glee. Ash then whacked the fleeing employees over the head with her protesting picket sign while Sam laughed evilly. Ash then brought the van around as Sam lured the DMV employees into the van by holding up a fake copy of their precious manual.
"look at the manual, dont you want your manual???" Sam taunted
"hahahaha" laughed Ash evilly.
As our two protesters drove off into the fiery sunset the prisoners began to get rowdy like courage.
"Hey, you take the wheel while I freak out the prisoners" Ash told Sam
"Will do cap'tin" replied Sam
After some period of time Sam asked Ash, "Are the prisoners thoroughly freaked out?"
"Yes," Ash replied "they are in the fettle position."
"Niiiiiiice" Sam said
All of a sudden Ash heard the distant ominous echo of police sirens.
"Crap, it's the coppers!" Ash yelled.
"You take the wheel and I'll throw this bag of fireworks at 'em!GUN IT ASH!!' Sam cried
after a few rounds of majestically bright explosives the duo was able lose the cops for a bit.
"Dang, that whole brouhaha made me hungry!" Ash complained, "Turn into that McDonald's over there so we can get some food."
"gotcha" said Sam, as she began to turn in they heard the sound of the cops flying past....hehehe.
"Okay, here's my wallet. Can you get me a Big Mac?" Ash asked.
"K, sure"
"Oh, and do you wanna split a McFlurry?
'yea sure, what kind??
"Hmmm how bout Oreo?..."
"mmmmmm tasty, sure" Sam agreed
"Ahh Oreos....that sounds delicious....now I really need some of those amazing cookies."
"Heres $5 go to the Stater Bros. rite there and buy some"
"Will do." Ash said as she got out of the van. When Ashley returned she carried more than Oreos. "Okay, I got the Oreos, but I also splurged and got stuff to make root beer floats."
"Mmmmm niiice" said Sam appreciatively.
After eating their extremely epic sweets the EPIC friends went to their super secret warehouse, locked up the prisoners, and began to prepare for their next epic adventure!
THE END??????
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